fakkinjoocy

Mat Zo & Porter Robinson - Easy

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:19:07 -0600

Mat Zo & Porter Robinson - Easy

marriage

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 21:06:56 -0600

I had a dream I was gonna get married. My “fiancee” was happy but I wasn’t sure. It’s like I was pressured into making it as good as possible or something. Her Dad did not seem too fond of me and when I asked why he didn’t want me to marry her daughter, I received no answer.

soundcloud

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 22:52:59 -0700

It’s like Soundcloud doesn’t want me to like the site. This layout is terrible lmao. If they remove the option to be able to go back to the “classic” theme, I think I’ll stop using it. Youtube or dropbox seem to be my best options. Pls don’t ruin if any further bb xo

balls

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 16:20:08 -0700

my balls smell like coconuts. smells good man

Photo

Mon, 18 Feb 2013 15:25:00 -0700

fuck you wacom

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 22:03:00 -0700

What do I get for trying to draw? A fucked up laptop. Lettuce start from the beginning.
There I am, watching videos on sculpting thinking I might want to try that someday. Now I was contemplating playing video games instead of maybe improving in a hobby/do something productive but eventually, I decide to draw. I have a tablet called a Wacom Bamboo Create and the annoying thing is that every time I put my laptop to sleep, the damn thing goes all laggy and slow if I try and plug it in again. Which in turn, causes me to reboot my computer. This is the one time where I’m too impatient and don’t want to wait for it to shut down so I just hold the power button.
It doesn’t seem to like that and forces itself to check its disks or something. Before I know it, it’s changing my permissions to every file on my computer(according to what I read up on it). It finishes eventually and restarts. Lo and behold, I am the proud new owner of what is known as the black screen of death.
So here I am, downloading an iso from my mother’s laptop and hoping this bootable usb fix will help.

Also fuck posting on here from phones.

2deep

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 02:35:22 -0700

This is one where it fragments because I forgot it pretty quickly. I wish that didn’t happen. These make me feel like I’m in a whole other world.

I am in a theater or some building like it. Maybe I wasn’t in it but I could feel it knowing that I’ve been there already and very familiar with a specific area meaning the 1st floor. I return with a couple of friends. 2 girls and 3 guys including me (I can’t put a face on these ones either because I can’t remember or I do not know them but it feels like I’ve known them for quite along time). Instead of turning off down a hallway into a room, we approach the stairs leading higher into the building. We climb maybe around 4-5 sets of stairs and then we reach the floor we want to be on. This floor had railings on the right side and looked like a narrow hallway from a cruise ship. We head down the hallway but gravity starts to decrease and by the time we get to the end of the hallway to the door we want to enter, we’re hanging on to the rails by the side of the hallway and going through the door. We find some seats and one of the girls gets excited that there is an empty seat near the front of the theater-esque room. I mock her by also acting excited and tripping over things just to see what she was seeing and when someone had already taken the seat, we all agreed that those are usually taken very quickly. More happens in this but I can’t bring to mind what those events were.

I remember being in a house which I think is supposed to be full of my friends but I can’t recall who they might be. I only remember one of them and he was sort of near the kitchen with a couple beds set up watching something or playing video games.

Then I was a little kid and I think I had siblings around. My dad looked like Jeff Goldblum with thick rimmed glasses like in Independence Day but a bit skinnier. All I remember was him saying: “Good news! No one has to know about it.” as he approached me and then all of a sudden, I started crying. I head over to my mother who is lying down on a pool chair on the enclosed patio space. I sit on he floor beside her (keep in mind i’m crying throughout the whole thing) and she holds me as I hug her back. I can’t help but think that this “No one has to know” was supposed to be kept from her. I set an item down on the table beside her which looked like a ornate silver handheld mirror and my dad attempted to take it but she gently slapped his hand an said something along the lines of “No, this our bonding moment item.” (This dream was extremely emotional for me for some reason.)

And the only time I remember specifically switching dreams is when I wake from that dream and can only remember looking at files in a filing cabinet.

SHM x Matisse & Sadko - Save The World (Disco Fries Bootleg)

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 18:33:06 -0700

SHM x Matisse & Sadko - Save The World (Disco Fries Bootleg)

Wolfgang Gartner - Love & War

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 12:33:13 -0700

Wolfgang Gartner - Love & War

Photo

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 00:49:45 -0700

Photo

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 00:35:16 -0700

Hey cousin! Want to go bowling?

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 22:11:18 -0700

Hey cousin! Want to go bowling?

militaryfit-bombshell: Beast mode anyone?

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 19:28:55 -0700

militaryfit-bombshell:

Beast mode anyone?

another dream

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 12:09:48 -0700

Cot dam this was fucked. It’s bits and pieces but I’ll try my best to piece it together in the right order. Or not.

Ok, so I was in Australia with friends and we were in a restaurant. We talk about why we are eating there instead of somewhere that’s unique to Oz since we’re familiar with the restaurant. So we head out and I forget what happens here but there’s a sort of raised walkway type thing and we do things on it but I forget what. Anyway, soon after, I start to float/fly away. I end up thinking I’m super high or something but I can sort of control it. I go from building to building and eventually land on top of an awning. Probably like 50 feet up. I’m pretty scared thinking I’m gonna fall and die but I don’t. I think I tried to “fly” off and head towards a church-ish structure with a curved roof. I tried to fly down and I accelerated pretty fast but still controllable I try that a few times then I end up on a rooftop party on another building somehow.

I think on that building, someone grabbed my lower back and tore it out. It looked like it was fiberglass crystals or some shit and the fucked up thing is that I felt it in real life too. Like my back tensed up when that mofugga tore my shit up. I remember laughing while half asleep then I think that’s where it ends.

Oh and somewhere in there, I was wearing a nice suit and when I looked down at it, all I thought of was the thread count.

learning a song

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 22:52:00 -0700

I’m learning Lost Without U by Robin Thicke :D

It seems simple but the little parts with picking are pretty hard to me.

Luke Million - Arnold

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 17:15:00 -0700

Luke Million - Arnold

pre-dreams

Thu, 27 Dec 2012 23:30:00 -0700

So I sometimes have this thing where I can clearly hear sounds in my head right as I’m falling asleep. For a couple of days a while back, I’ve heard some joocy azz choons/synths or whatever. I dunno if it’s because this was while back and I don’t remember any at all but I think I can recreate them if it happened just then and there.

It’s creepy though when I hear voices though.

So Christmas blew chunks this year. What did I get? Pharyngitis. Inflamed throat means that it hurts to swallow (no homo) which feels like sandpaper being rubbed against my tonsils and little to no voice. Coughing feels like a baseball player swinging a plank of wood with a plethora of nails on one end hitting my throat but I have to cough because there is phlegm stuck where it’s swollen. Sometimes, I cough involuntarily and if I try to stop it, I sound like a dying animal.

Matchbox Twenty - Put Your Hands Up (Swanky Tunes Remix)

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 15:54:23 -0700

Matchbox Twenty - Put Your Hands Up (Swanky Tunes Remix)

casino royale w/ cheese

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 08:25:00 -0700

This one is a pretty weird dream.

I remember going up to a group of friends and saying hi then being ignored (I think it was a casino type of deal). Then I go “wow” and head off to another table. One of the friends that ignored me come up to me and I don’t notice her for a while but eventually, I catch her in my peripherals and hear her too. I tell her “how’s it feel?!” Then she says she’s giving me chance. (wut) She sat down at a table and scooches over to let me sit with her but I decline. The others at the table are playing poker and she joins in too. I see that she was sitting on a queen card and I think I whispered to her that she was cheating. She just smiled and began to play. Before I know it, it seems that she has a multiple cards at her disposal and one hand I remember that she had quads of the 3 card but then it disappeared and then she had a shittier hand I think. One of the other girls playing said that something seemed fishy but was ignored and they were waiting on my friend to bet. I see her gathering/shuffling with a what seemed like a deck of cards. They were playing with random metal pieces like nuts, bolts, and metal beads. My friend also bet what looked like a dolphin pendant but the other girls said something about not being able to up the stakes or something like that.

During that, I was dragged off by someone saying that I should be with a girl and then I noticed that the place was like a club. (Holy shit it could have been like Cowboys or some shit, but it wasn’t) I noticed people dancing just beyond the tables then I think he was dragging me on the ground while all this was happening. It was like a choke hold position /no homo. I remember being pissed off then heading to the washrooms and being unable to pull down my pants as they have been wedgied too deep up my ass apparently. I end up pissing myself but somehow get them down and still end up pissing on boxers that seemed over sized. As I’m contemplating how to dry myself off, I head into a stall and find a rag. I sniff it to check to see if it’s clean (wtf) and I guess it’s good so I begin to rub at the wet parts of my pants.

Another friend enters the washroom and after that, my poker acquaintance and pretty soon, the washroom was filled with people. I remember someone telling me a story or something and I was also really sweaty. I still had that rag and was constantly wiping myself with it. I’m still in the washroom stall and I think my poker buddy was sitting above me somehow. So as this towel is around my neck, another friend asks for it. She stuck her hand out expecting me to give it but all this time, I’ve been wiping myself down with it and with all the accumulated sweat (and piss I guess), I say no in an asshole-ish kind of way and explain to her that I’ve been using it to dry my sweat. And then suddenly, everyone was naked around me.. I promptly exit the stall just for others to take up my spot but when I looked, people were clothed. I get out and before that, I was using the towel to sort of inconspicuously cover my pissed pants.

I exit the washroom and (at this point all I remember is going the right instead of left back to the tables/club) meet up with other people I know. I don’t remember what happens during that but we end up going around the building and it’s like a mall. We enter a shop but it’s more like a food court but instead of food places, it’s shops. I remember a half wall like you find in stores where it’s just full of random shit. (I don’t remember anything specifically but I just keep of thinking about pipe cleaners for some reason). I head out of the store and see another friend on a skateboard with a fucked up tail and nose. If you’ve seen the Futurama episode where Leela play blernsball, it’s shaped like the chairs when the cockroach looking people move in who sell shitty pizza and mention something about humans not bending that way to which the other cockroach says that he’ll bend the humans for free. He’s playing around with it then rolls it to me and tell me to do tricks with it. (I can’t skateboard worth shit btw) I end up doing a massive ollie and some of the slides like in Lords Of Dogtown. Then I woke up and remembered I had no friends ;__;. Nah just kidding but seriously. Oh god I hope I don’t talk in my sleep.

In the Early Middle Ages, depopulation, deurbanization, and barbarian invasions, which began in Late Antiquity, continued apace. The barbarian invaders formed new kingdoms in the remains of the Western Roman Empire. In the 7th century North Africa and the Middle East, once part of the Eastern Roman Empire, became an Islamic Empire after conquest by Muhammad's successors.

Mon, 17 Dec 2012 12:17:00 -0700

The county of Bentheim was in existence by c. 1050 AD, although little is known of its history before 1115. In that year, the county passed to Count Otto, of the House of Salm. His heir and daughter, Countess Sophia, married Dirk VI, Count of Holland, and they co-ruled the county until Dirk’s death in 1157. Sophia died in 1176, and the title of count passed to her son Otto I. In 1263, Bentheim annexed the County of Tecklenburg, and over time various branches of the counts of Bentheim would annex and purchase various territories in Rheda, Steinfurt, and the Netherlands. In 1277, the County of Bentheim was partitioned into Bentheim-Bentheim (containing the County of Bentheim) and Bentheim-Tecklenburg (containing the County of Tecklenburg).